Sunday afternoon and after a rainy morning the sun starts shining. I’m working in the garage and my wife comes out and says she’s going to run some errands. Which reminds me that I need to run to the store and stock up on Diet Snapple and 5 hour energy drinks (cut me some slack, I get up at 3 a.m.). So I jump in the car with her and ride shotgun. It’s a beautiful day and with the windows rolled down and the radio cranked we’re on our way.

On the way to the store she stops for gas. Being the chivalrous guy I am, I jump out and pump the gas. So, I go in to pay and when I come out to the car there he stands. A 28ish dude standing on the driver’s side talking to my wife. He’s leaning on the car, smiling, and talking to my wife. He looks up at me and says, “I was just telling her what a nice car she has”. Yeah, sure he was. I shot him my death glare and jumped in and off we went.

Thanks to Demi Moore, Courtney Cox and Eva Longoria’s character on TV, “Cougar Chasing” has apparently become a sort of hobby for the young & horny. Don’t get me wrong. Old guys’ chasing young women has been happening since the Palaeozoic Era. Okay, maybe not that long but you catch my drift. And, while 20-somethings looking for older women has always been around, this cougar thing of the last few years has really kicked it up a few notches. I’ve noticed this at work, at appearances and, now, at my local Mobil station.

Look, I’m proud of my wife and I have always said that older women are far sexier. They have a self confidence and style that many young girls haven’t quite captured. But honestly, I am 50+ now and I just don’t need this. In the last few years I’ve had to add fiber to my diet, nose hair clippers to my bathroom drawer and a prostate exam to my to-do list.

Does anybody know where I can get some of that Just for Men?